Taking the Omens

[mimus]

What does it mean when the first things you see when you step
outside in the morning are two crows and a short bus?

Lets see..crows are always in the corn patch..short yellow
bus..could be a
small ear of corn..hmmm..It is an omen telling you to stay out
of the cornfield. I would listen to them.

Does anything good ever happen in a cornfield in a movie?

Corn.

BASEBALL.

SNEEZING.

STRIKE OUTS

KORN DOGS

COB TUGS

NOB JUGS

NIBLETS

JIBLETS

CORNSILK CIGARETTES

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Post by mimus

What does it mean when the first things you see when you step
outside in the morning are two crows and a short bus?

Lets see..crows are always in the corn patch..short yellow
bus..could be a
small ear of corn..hmmm..It is an omen telling you to stay out
of the cornfield. I would listen to them.

Does anything good ever happen in a cornfield in a movie?

Corn.

BASEBALL.

SNEEZING.

STRIKE OUTS

KORN DOGS

COB TUGS

NOB JUGS

NIBLETS

JIBLETS

CORNSILK CIGARETTES

BIDIS