Of ownership and Sockys and imitation and flattery

[Sweetness]

Wouldn't it be funny, very fucking funny at that, if some socks showed up
on AUK in a failed attempt to
1) Failed utterly, while denying same: "It's just a flesh wound!"
2) Consistently mimed the posting stylings of someone they termed as
'boring'
3) Spewed a significant volume of long, incoherent posts, while
claiming others foam
4) Danced to the tune of their betters while burying their fingers in
their ears
I'd pay for Usenet access just to see that kind of kookery.

I'd pay for Usenet access just to laugh at that kind of kookery.

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

Post by Sweetness

Wouldn't it be funny, very fucking funny at that, if some socks
showed up on AUK in a failed attempt to
1) Failed utterly, while denying same: "It's just a flesh wound!"
2) Consistently mimed the posting stylings of someone they termed
as 'boring'
3) Spewed a significant volume of long, incoherent posts, while
claiming others foam
4) Danced to the tune of their betters while burying their fingers
in their ears
I'd pay for Usenet access just to see that kind of kookery.

I'd pay for Usenet access just to laugh at that kind of kookery.

Money well spent.

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 31 Aug 2012 02:57:59 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"

Post by Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

Post by Sweetness

Wouldn't it be funny, very fucking funny at that, if some socks
showed up on AUK in a failed attempt to
1) Failed utterly, while denying same: "It's just a flesh wound!"
2) Consistently mimed the posting stylings of someone they termed
as 'boring'
3) Spewed a significant volume of long, incoherent posts, while
claiming others foam
4) Danced to the tune of their betters while burying their fingers
in their ears
I'd pay for Usenet access just to see that kind of kookery.

I'd pay for Usenet access just to laugh at that kind of kookery.

Money well spent.

I'm still bored by it all.